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Things wrapped in Bacon

Started by jerry · Dec 4, 2009 · 18 replies
jerry
http://images.google.com/images?rlz=1C1GGLA_enUS334US334&sourceid=chrome&q=bacon+wrapped&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=ZRgZS-DUA4HIsAOGioCSBw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CB8QsAQwAw

Check out the bacon wrapped twinkie Stonehege

Now comes this story of the future of Bacon...test tube bacon and sausage:
http://food.theatlantic.com/sustainability/pork-from-petri-dish-to-dinner-plate.php
tyler
Why are these things in Rants?
jerry
Because pork products play a big part in Sonoran food. If we will be eating chorizo grown in petri dished within 5 years it is a subject worth ranting about.
Plus the winter solstice is December 21.What better center piece in your condo than a bacon wrapped copy of Stonehege for your birching party?
jerry
Bacon is a food for peace. The real problem from Afganistan to Israel is that none of these people eat bacon; a couple of pieces of thick, crispy pepper bacon and peace would reign in the region.
jerry
As a pie person I don't expect you to understand the level of outrage my church feels over this sacrilege. the holy church of Bacon won't stand for this encrochment!
http://www.worshipbacon.com/wiki/The_Holy_Church_of_Bacon
jerry
The Five Baconic Laws

OR Baconmandments
Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all.
Kenny
And a Javalina has no bacon!
jerry
Orthodox Baconists only harvest free range hogs. Come to think of it I've never had javalina bacon.....I'm getting my gun!
tyler
I'm about to ban you, stop being an idiot.
X-Coastie
Can we have Rants back? I like bacon and pie. On a personal level I go with bacon.
InkaRoads
Yesterday was my daughter's B-Day and I cook her favorite, sonora style bacon wrap hot dogs, I believe from now on I will be cooking my own, both my daughter and wife raved about them telling me they were even better than our favorite hot dog stand!!
I'm thinking, next is going to be fish fry bacon wrap filled with oxaca cheese and toritos!! mmmmmm anybody saling a dog cart? :chef:
Last edited: Jan 6, 2010 at 6:49 AM
rockyptjoe
X-Coastie said:
Can we have Rants back? I like bacon and pie. On a personal level I go with bacon.


Rants is still there on the Forum.....so whatcha talkin' about???
sanjorge george
tyler just put it back yesterday. thanks
tyler
No, i didn't touch rants...
sanjorge george
somebody did. it wasn't there for several days andthen voila, just like magic.
playaperro
The rants is only there if you are logged on...
X-Coastie
I stand corrected. It did not exist at the time.
playaperro
You could not log in so you could not see the thread.
tyler
playaperro said:
The rants is only there if you are logged on...


Correct.. . We don't want to scare off people who are new to the site.