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My Mirador to Sandy Beach Video!

Started by Hillbeartoe · Jun 23, 2015 · 46 replies
Hillbeartoe
The wife and my first adventure out Friday afternoon High tide. Where we end up is the first spot I went fishing. See fishing report. Enjoy!
Jungle Jim
Great video Hill Bear,

Enjoy it while you can, as the days of driving on or near the beaches around RP is coming to an end much sooner than later.

Typically, the "OWNERS" of beach front property convince themselves that every bit of beach even into the water belongs to them. You will not only see fences running down the beach extending to the waterline, but roped and moored floats extending as far as possible into the sea with the friendly reminder "propiedad privado" stenciled on them.

Even access to the beach has become out of control. They make sure that no one can even park near "their" beach. Los Conchas being a perfect example.

Just sayin,

JJ
Hillbeartoe
Jungle Jim said:
Great video Hill Bear,

Enjoy it while you can, as the days of driving on or near the beaches around RP is coming to an end much sooner than later.

Typically, the "OWNERS" of beach front property convince themselves that every bit of beach even into the water belongs to them. You will not only see fences running down the beach extending to the waterline, but roped and moored floats extending as far as possible into the sea with the friendly reminder "propiedad privado" stenciled on them.

Even access to the beach has become out of control. They make sure that no one can even park near "their" beach. Los Conchas being a perfect example.

Just sayin,

JJ

I am going to be adding Annotations to the video. Once we got down there they had closed all the entrances but the one and dug trenches in front of them since April!
It's total bullshit In my opinion. I am sure someone here will have something different to say.
playaperro
Hillbeartoe said:
I am going to be adding Annotations to the video. Once we got down there they had closed all the entrances but the one and dug trenches in front of them since April!
It's total bullshit In my opinion. I am sure someone here will have something different to say.

Is that an Atv you were on?
Jungle Jim
Booolsheet to say the least......

Every vehicle I own is four wheel drive and has a pair of military issue wire fence cutters on board that I use quite REGULARLY!

The latest bull sheet that I encountered was dealing with the Fuk-tards at Laguna Shores who seem to think they just plain own the whole fuggin world.

That tucked-in Hawaiian shirted penny loafered, dork-assed used car salesman in charge, actually thought I was a potential mark after seein my shiny new F-350 4x4 dually pull up to his office. I asked him how to get to the beach, he says you can park in the lot over there and walk down to the water. When he realized I had no interest in his overpriced cracker boxes called AKA: "condos", he wanted to know how we got past the security guard at the gate on the highway. I told the guard that we were guests of "Jerry Kelly" which I have found out works without a flaw on every gate guard in the region.

So we go back to my truck, drive right over the dune in front of the beach and tool along northward only to be blocked by a fence from the waterline over the dunes and back into the desert towards the highway. I get out my trusty wire cutters and make myself a hole to pass through. Another mile or so there's another fence, so I cut that one and continue on. After a mile or so I come upon another fence with a bunch of kinda new lookin but all vacant beach houses. So I'm cuttin that fence when a so-called "security" guy comes haulin ass over on an old three wheeler and starts a screamin tirade in some asshole lingo that was beyond my level of comprehension. So I drive on thru my new hole and the idjit follows along in his old ride.

Shortly, I come across another fence and with him on my tail I figgure times up and we oughta get the fug outta there. So's I drive up the beach, over the dune and make a cross county dash for the highway. The little guy gives up on his hot pursuit after dodgin flying chunks of Bigelow Cholla being slung from my four rear wheels outfitted with 37" Goodyear Wrangler's with Kevlar sidewalls.

So we get to the highway only to be blocked by more wire fence but this time with concrete posts spaced so close that I can't pass thru. So's I get out my cutters do a few snips then wrap the wire around my front two hook. I give her a little yank and behold, the concrete post is only sittin in a six inch deep bowl of post setting cement. We hit the pavement and head back to RP and I slow down at the Laguna Shores gate only to see Mr. Hawaii Shirt givin the gate guard a raft of shit. I give em a honk and a middle finger and an adios and tell em we will see ya all another day. Which by the way we did a few weeks later when Mr. Hawaii Shirt approaches me at the Malecon in preparation for another lyin spiel about the luxury "condos" at La-Goona Shores. After a few seconds of eye to eye contact he remembers me and it's goodby form low life Mr. Shyster.

Also, he somehow forgot that I pulled the same scam on him back last November but we were in my Ford Raptor.

Ah well.............

JJ
Kenny
Damn, I never should have put my hip boots and shovel away.
lagrimas85
Jungle Jim said:
Booolsheet to say the least......

Every vehicle I own is four wheel drive and has a pair of military issue wire fence cutters on board that I use quite REGULARLY!

The latest bull sheet that I encountered was dealing with the Fuk-tards at Laguna Shores who seem to think they just plain own the whole fuggin world.

That tucked-in Hawaiian shirted penny loafered, dork-assed used car salesman in charge, actually thought I was a potential mark after seein my shiny new F-350 4x4 dually pull up to his office. I asked him how to get to the beach, he says you can park in the lot over there and walk down to the water. When he realized I had no interest in his overpriced cracker boxes called AKA: "condos", he wanted to know how we got past the security guard at the gate on the highway. I told the guard that we were guests of "Jerry Kelly" which I have found out works without a flaw on every gate guard in the region.

So we go back to my truck, drive right over the dune in front of the beach and tool along northward only to be blocked by a fence from the waterline over the dunes and back into the desert towards the highway. I get out my trusty wire cutters and make myself a hole to pass through. Another mile or so there's another fence, so I cut that one and continue on. After a mile or so I come upon another fence with a bunch of kinda new lookin but all vacant beach houses. So I'm cuttin that fence when a so-called "security" guy comes haulin ass over on an old three wheeler and starts a screamin tirade in some asshole lingo that was beyond my level of comprehension. So I drive on thru my new hole and the idjit follows along in his old ride.

Shortly, I come across another fence and with him on my tail I figgure times up and we oughta get the fug outta there. So's I drive up the beach, over the dune and make a cross county dash for the highway. The little guy gives up on his hot pursuit after dodgin flying chunks of Bigelow Cholla being slung from my four rear wheels outfitted with 37" Goodyear Wrangler's with Kevlar sidewalls.

So we get to the highway only to be blocked by more wire fence but this time with concrete posts spaced so close that I can't pass thru. So's I get out my cutters do a few snips then wrap the wire around my front two hook. I give her a little yank and behold, the concrete post is only sittin in a six inch deep bowl of post setting cement. We hit the pavement and head back to RP and I slow down at the Laguna Shores gate only to see Mr. Hawaii Shirt givin the gate guard a raft of shit. I give em a honk and a middle finger and an adios and tell em we will see ya all another day. Which by the way we did a few weeks later when Mr. Hawaii Shirt approaches me at the Malecon in preparation for another lyin spiel about the luxury "condos" at La-Goona Shores. After a few seconds of eye to eye contact he remembers me and it's goodby form low life Mr. Shyster.

Also, he somehow forgot that I pulled the same scam on him back last November but we were in my Ford Raptor.

Ah well.............

JJ

Hey you stupid MFer, you cut my fences, you are one ignorant fking idiot.....Leave the fking things alone, you want me to go to your house and start toppling shit..I fenced it to keep idiots out....I also dug the ditches you're talking about... I fenced the land, to keep thieves out, what are you doing cutting fences on private property?
Last edited: Jun 24, 2015 at 1:47 PM
Roberto
Yeah, I had to use a snorkel.

Hey JJ, head on over to New Mexico, try the Black Range there north of the wilderness. Lots of fences blocking access to public lands. Let me know before you go and I'll have a party ready to give you a warm reception.
Jungle Jim
Har-de-har-har-har........

I knew that would bring em outa their dank dirty gopher holes!!

As for Sr. Tears, bring it on but bring a vest as I am damned good with my S&W .38 Special. Want my address?

Ja, Ja, Ja....

I think that's Mex for Ha, Ha, Ha...

JJ
lagrimas85
Jungle Jim said:
Har-de-har-har-har........

I knew that would bring em outa their dank dirty gopher holes!!

As for Sr. Tears, bring it on but bring a vest as I am damned good with my S&W .38 Special. Want my address?

Ja, Ja, Ja....

I think that's Mex for Ha, Ha, Ha...

JJ

Stick it up your ass you dip shit..
lagrimas85
Heres one for you..http://www.theonion.com/video/mexico-builds-border-wall-to-keep-out-us-assholes-14349
mis2810
It can't really be THAT small, can it? Only Jimmy's wife knows the truth.
Hillbeartoe
playaperro said:
Is that an Atv you were on?

Yes Honda Forman 300.

By the way, I have added Annotations with Streets Etc. I am trying to make this as a guide sort of thing. Any thing else anyone may want to add just message me.
Before Lagrimas makes it so no one can ever go anywhere down there again. Lol.
Last edited: Jun 24, 2015 at 2:37 PM
Hillbeartoe
lagrimas85 said:
Hey you stupid MFer, you cut my fences, you are one ignorant fking idiot.....Leave the fking things alone, you want me to go to your house and start toppling shit..I fenced it to keep idiots out....I also dug the ditches you're talking about... I fenced the land, to keep thieves out, what are you doing cutting fences on private property?

You dug the trenches in my video? I sure hope not.

As far as Laguna Shores we head in the back side from the estuaries in Cholla. Go around the Golf course cool trails and vacant beach all the way there.Then drop into the neighborhoods there. We head straight to the Pool and get wrist bands for the price of a drink and hung out at the pool for hours. Always good experience but never dealing with any sales men.
Security gets us our wrist band and the rest is poolside service.
No complaints from us.
Last edited: Jun 24, 2015 at 2:40 PM
lagrimas85
There is an open gate on the highway and a space north of the fence,to get beach access, thats the problem, all you have to do is drive in...you dont really have to cut fences...there are plenty of accesses, along the highway, where he was at is the end of the estuary, so you cant get on the beach, until you reach my property...and then its open beach to Ejido Salinas de Gortari....
lagrimas85
Hillbeartoe said:
You dug the trenches in my video? I sure hope not.

As far as Laguna Shores we head in the back side from the estuaries in Cholla. Go around the Golf course cool trails and vacant beach all the way there.Then drop into the neighborhoods there. We head straight to the Pool and get wrist bands for the price of a drink and hung out at the pool for hours. Always good experience but never dealing with any sales men.
Security gets us our wrist band and the rest is poolside service.
No complaints from us.

No, The trenches we dug are in Ejido Lagrimas.....you're fine.. No big deal, Jungle Jim... I had just repaired the fences and it aggravated me... The soldiers, drive in all the time, the last time they collasped a drainage line I put in...
Hillbeartoe
lagrimas85 said:
No, The trenches we dug are in Ejido Lagrimas.....you're fine

Oh ok cool. The area JJ is speaking of we must not be seeing. On our way into Laguna Shores there are some wood poles in the sand running down to the water as we get to the back of the new un developed spots but there is clearly a large enough gap for our sand cars and quad to go through. We don't go down the beach anywhere near the Resort. We just come up one of the trails into a cul-de-sac and then to the resort.
We love it there. The waiters pour us some hella nice drinks too! :)
Hillbeartoe
lagrimas85 said:
There is an open gate on the highway and a space north of the fence,to get beach access, thats the problem, all you have to do is drive in...you dont really have to cut fences...there are plenty of accesses, along the highway, where he was at is the end of the estuary, so you cant get on the beach, until you reach my property...and then its open beach to Ejido Salinas de Gortari....

Ahh, we have been down there. Yeah we had no trouble getting in to the estuaries and once in there there are shitloads of trails to keep adventuring.
JJ just a mega adventure-er, with tools lol.

Well I hope you all dig the video. I think it is something good for the place. Next time I will have a better video rig and I am gonna go all over the damn place.
playaperro
Hillbeartoe said:
Yes Honda Forman 300.

By the way, I have added Annotations with Streets Etc. I am trying to make this as a guide sort of thing. Any thing else anyone may want to add just message me.
Before Lagrimas makes it so no one can ever go anywhere down there again. Lol.

Yes No ATV's on Benito Juarez-Fremont-Malecon-All beaches around town too-enforced by the military-state & city cops.
Hillbeartoe
playaperro said:
Yes No ATV's on Benito Juarez-Fremont-Malecon-All beaches around town too-enforced by the military-state & city cops.

It might be an individual thing.
When I am there I park my Trailblazer the entire weekend and go EVERYWHERE on the quad. I see cops and wave, they wave back. And my wife and I actually go right by the military barracks going to 8/12 when they are getting loaded up in the morning.
Even at night. It is so fun to drag the Malicon on the quad. Everywhere, knock on wood.
I drive well and respectful and acknowledge the officers and everyone is very nice.
apricot
playaperro said:
Yes No ATV's on Benito Juarez-Fremont-Malecon-All beaches around town too-enforced by the military-state & city cops.

Yeah, I wondered about that. He passed a couple cop cars at the light on BJ. Guess they don't enforce it.
playaperro
Hillbeartoe said:
It might be an individual thing.
When I am there I park my Trailblazer the entire weekend and go EVERYWHERE on the quad. I see cops and wave, they wave back. And my wife and I actually go right by the military barracks going to 8/12 when they are getting loaded up in the morning.
Even at night. It is so fun to drag the Malicon on the quad. Everywhere, knock on wood.
I drive well and respectful and acknowledge the officers and everyone is very nice.

I'm just giving you a heads up, http://www.rptimes.com/general-info/
Jungle Jim
As they used to say..........

BE PREPARED.............which means nothing to the clueless lemmings of today.

For those who want to, just go to www.sportsmansguide.com, enter item # WX2-216926 at $19.99 each. I would never be off road without one, or more! It just might save your life someday.

As for you Sr. Tears, kinda thought maybe it was the bacanora or mezcal doin the talkin, I'll put Mr. S&W back in his holster and in my desk drawer for now.

BTW a hand dug trinchera ain't ever gonna keep me out of or inside anything. Maybe take some advise from one of the 3 Little Pigs and build a reinforced wall like I have around my hacienda.

Just sayin,

JJ
lagrimas85
Hillbeartoe said:
Ahh, we have been down there. Yeah we had no trouble getting in to the estuaries and once in there there are shitloads of trails to keep adventuring.
JJ just a mega adventure-er, with tools lol.

Well I hope you all dig the video. I think it is something good for the place. Next time I will have a better video rig and I am gonna go all over the damn place.

Its not a problem, you can use it anytime, there is a plumbed bathroom and a 25,000 liter freshwater cistern, there is also water at the little cabins...
Hillbeartoe
lagrimas85 said:
Its not a problem, you can use it anytime, there is a plumbed bathroom and a 25,000 liter freshwater cistern, there is also water at the little cabins...

Coolio.

Thanks for the heads up Perro.
tequilatodd
Hillbeartoe said:
The wife and my first adventure out Friday afternoon High tide. Where we end up is the first spot I went fishing. See fishing report. Enjoy!

Who is the backing music that it playing? The second track about 3:40 in a like.
Hillbeartoe
tequilatodd said:
Who is the backing music that it playing? The second track about 3:40 in a like.

Hehe, yeah I dig that tune too.
I used Youtube video editor and they have music to add that wont get you in trouble for using.
It's called Awakened by Assisted Living.

Off the Album K-12 from 2002
http://www.amazon.com/Awakened/dp/B000QL5SZU
jerry
Jungle Jim said:
As they used to say..........

BE PREPARED.............which means nothing to the clueless lemmings of today.

For those who want to, just go to www.sportsmansguide.com, enter item # WX2-216926 at $19.99 each. I would never be off road without one, or more! It just might save your life someday.

As for you Sr. Tears, kinda thought maybe it was the bacanora or mezcal doin the talkin, I'll put Mr. S&W back in his holster and in my desk drawer for now.

BTW a hand dug trinchera ain't ever gonna keep me out of or inside anything. Maybe take some advise from one of the 3 Little Pigs and build a reinforced wall like I have around my hacienda.

Just sayin,

JJ

http://www.gemplers.com/product/WEB219437/Jakes-Wire-Tighteners well if you cut it fix it!
Jungle Jim
Ahhhhhhh...............................

Jerry to the rescue!

Sorry buddy, Jakes Wire Tighteners just can't work. Mexican barbed wire is measured in milimetros, Gringo barbed wire is measured in inches. Jakes is a Gringo company.

Maybe you can find Chuy's Wire Tighteners on your next Google search.

JJ
Hillbeartoe
Jungle Jim said:
Ahhhhhhh...............................

Jerry to the rescue!

Sorry buddy, Jakes Wire Tighteners just can't work. Mexican barbed wire is measured in milimetros, Gringo barbed wire is measured in inches. Jakes is a Gringo company.

Maybe you can find Chuy's Wire Tighteners on your next Google search.

JJ

Lol.
jerry
Jungle Jim said:
Ahhhhhhh...............................

Jerry to the rescue!

Sorry buddy, Jakes Wire Tighteners just can't work. Mexican barbed wire is measured in milimetros, Gringo barbed wire is measured in inches. Jakes is a Gringo company.

Maybe you can find Chuy's Wire Tighteners on your next Google search.

JJ

ok Jim...this is what I use when Audsleys idiot Tucson hunter friends cut the fence on our grazing allotment to get to state land....to lazy to call for key ahead I guess http://www.northerntool.com/shop/tools/product_13577_13577 the crimps come in different sizes My neighbors the Klump Family take a more aggresive tack than involves Airedale lion hunting hounds and bad attitudes.....easier just to fix it i find
lagrimas85
Jungle Jim said:
As they used to say..........

BE PREPARED.............which means nothing to the clueless lemmings of today.

For those who want to, just go to www.sportsmansguide.com, enter item # WX2-216926 at $19.99 each. I would never be off road without one, or more! It just might save your life someday.

As for you Sr. Tears, kinda thought maybe it was the bacanora or mezcal doin the talkin, I'll put Mr. S&W back in his holster and in my desk drawer for now.

have around my haciendaBTW a hand dug trinchera ain't ever gonna keep me out of or inside anything. Maybe take some advise from one of the 3 Little Pigs and build a reie I nforced wall lik.

Just sayin,

JJ

Jungle Jim said:
As they used to say..........

BE PREPARED.............which means nothing to the clueless lemmings of today.

For those who want to, just go to www.sportsmansguide.com, enter item # WX2-216926 at $19.99 each. I would never be off road without one, or more! It just might save your life someday.

As for you Sr. Tears, kinda thought maybe it was the bacanora or mezcal doin the talkin, I'll put Mr. S&W back in his holster and in my desk drawer for now.

BTW a hand dug trinchera ain't ever gonna keep me out of or inside anything. Maybe take some advise from one of the 3 Little Pigs and build a reinforced wall like I have around my hacienda.r


Ju

JJ

jerry said:
ok Jim...this is what I use when Audsleys idiot Tucson hunter friends cut the fence on our grazing allotment to get to state land....to lazy to call for key ahead I guess http://www.northerntool.com/shop/tools/product_13577_13577 the crimps come in different sizes My neighbors the Klump Family take a more aggresive tack than involves Airedale lion hunting hounds and bad attitudes.....easier just to fix it i find

My neighbors, are all my wifes family, in Penasco... the property is actually in my wifes name since she is Mexican, I didnt mention the cuttng of the fence or pistol talk to her, cause I didnt want to stir up a hornets nest....I would pick the airdales...I told him, it was okay, then he says he thought it must be the bacanora or mezcal doing the talking...then his wire crimpers... he just thinks its a joke... thats a hard head for you..he forgets there are actually some latinos in Penasco...every where he is cutting north of Laguna Shores is owned by Mexicans, the fences to them are important, legally as they show possession to any invaders or squatters..
Last edited: Jun 25, 2015 at 9:32 AM
audsley
Jerry, just as I was starting to think you might not be a complete fool, you again come out with something totally wrong, off the subject and unnecesary unless you just couldn't stand that peace seemed to finding a chance in this thread after the rocky start on the first page.
playaperro
apricot said:
Yeah, I wondered about that. He passed a couple cop cars at the light on BJ. Guess they don't enforce it.

I only saw the first part of the video and went back and took a peek again and saw when he was on BJ he hung a left before the chicken place there was a cop truck that turned on his turn signal on BJ to come back and get our friend but the traffic was packed and HBT got away, just my 02 cents.
jerry
audsley said:
Jerry, just as I was starting to think you might not be a complete fool, you again come out with something totally wrong, off the subject and unnecesary unless you just couldn't stand that peace seemed to finding a chance in this thread after the rocky start on the first page.

Fact is lost or drunk or just untrained Tucson hunter s cause us many problems out here in Cochise County.....cutting locks or fence, shooting when there is a barn over a rise ( yep,some of these armed idiots can hit the side of my barn) and sometimes it does get ugly......go shoot some of those petting zoo big horns in the Catalina's next time rather than my metal gorrilla art price Tucson hunters...
playaperro
:)
Last edited: Jun 25, 2015 at 10:44 AM
audsley
Jerry, I'd offer to meet you over on Rants and Raves and settle this like real internet tough guys, but this kind of argument got boring for me a long time ago. But I do have to ask you a question about your avatar. With apologies to Crocodile Dundee, do you call that thing in your avatar a fish? This here's a fish!
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Stuart
And to think I've been missing all this witty banter! <surveys the usual cast of suspects>
jerry
Nice fish...mine caught on surface lure which was pretty fun.
audsley said:
Jerry, I'd offer to meet you over on Rants and Raves and settle this like real internet tough guys, but this kind of argument got boring for me a long time ago. But I do have to ask you a question about your avatar. With apologies to Crocodile Dundee, do you call that thing in your avatar a fish? This here's a fish!
audsley
Jerry, sent you a PM.
tequilatodd
audsley said:
With apologies to Crocodile Dundee, do you call that thing in your avatar a fish? This here's a fish!

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Hillbeartoe
playaperro said:
I only saw the first part of the video and went back and took a peek again and saw when he was on BJ he hung a left before the chicken place there was a cop truck that turned on his turn signal on BJ to come back and get our friend but the traffic was packed and HBT got away, just my 02 cents.

Dude, he didn't come back to get me. He went to the bank. And just FYI, he wasnt the only officer on the way out there. I saw many and I even have them ask me about my milk crate.
I hear you and thanks for the heads up but no, they dont and have not seen them hasle anyone on a quad anywhere....

Let me restate that. I have never seen them mess with anyone on a quad that didn't attract their attention. I mean come on man, I produced something positive and your trying to scare people with your Generalization of what "Will Happen" if you are on a quad in those parts.
Sometimes we are 3 deep down BJ heading to Autozone and they just wave at us.
Drive safe, be respectful and you should be fine.

And again, thanks for the Headsup.
Last edited: Jun 25, 2015 at 1:19 PM
Hillbeartoe
Stuart said:
And to think I've been missing all this witty banter! <surveys the usual cast of suspects>

Lol. Really the only cast of characters... Everyone else just lurks.

Hey Stuart did you see my first Corvinas in the fishing thread?
Stuart
Very nice! I haven't seen a fish in months. But come this fall, I should be back in the game!
lagrimas85
Kenny said:
Damn, I never should have put my hip boots and shovel away.

None of the fences were cut, all that for nothing.....
Kenny
lagrimas85 said:
None of the fences were cut, all that for nothing.....

Yep, all you need is some hip boots and a shovel to get through his bull #@*^ .
playaperro
lagrimas85 said:
None of the fences were cut, all that for nothing.....

Puro pedo ese guey, Mentiras!