Definitive Answer: 3 Turkeys per vehicle will be allowed - read the conditions

[PitiquitoRosy]

Okay folks, I spoke with the officer who oversees the SAGARPA office at the Sonoyta border crossing and he assures me that 3 turkeys per vehicle will be allowed into Mexico. The key here is that they must be in the original packaging and marked by the USDA. In addition to the turkeys, up to 15 kilos of ham will be allowed (also packaged). No beef whatsoever. No fruits, vegetables or homemade foods. Looks like you won't have to hide the turkey under your socks, James!
He told me they actually caught someone trying to bring live turkeys across the border. Obviously that is a no-no.

 

[rockyptjoe]

Now if the agents that actually man the post are aware of this!!!!

 

[El Gato]

Thanks for getting the info. Wonder if they will be selling turkeys at the stores here - and, if so, how tender they would be? Also need yams/sweet potatoes. When I find them here they are really great. Of course, we need cranberry sauce and stuffing makings.

 

[playaperro]

What happens when you have four Turkey's crossing in car?

 

[AZ ROB]

What happens when you have four Turkey's crossing in car?

That is easy they always ask us if we have over 10k in cash , weapons, where we are from and where we are going. But sometimes they x-ray my truck.

 

[AZ ROB]

Now if the agents that actually man the post are aware of this!!!!

Why does a certain trip with a trailer full of computers come to mind:hairout:

 

[lagrimas85]

What happens when you have four Turkey's crossing in car?

In your case nothing, 3 Jenny O's and you would make the 4th so you are in good shape Ac.

 

[azfish]

What if you have 4 turkeys in the cooler and one sitting next to you?

 

[lagrimas85]

What if you have 4 turkeys in the cooler and one sitting next to you?

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

 

[playaperro]

How do u keep a turkey in suspense?
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Ivan
whats suspense?
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seven 2 seven
I'll tell you tomorrow.
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Wht_Kngh...
I'll tell you later.
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SimonGod...
Hot oil
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John
tickle him
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trace
Roll him/her and flour and pretend your trying to find to wet spot???
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Elpie
I have no idea, but I do know how to keep a duck embarrassed:

http://www.teamspecialolympics.com/comic…
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dazed&co...
Who ya calling a Turkey??
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Uh_Leesh...
Hee hee....well done! Guess I'm a turkey
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dogsxpre...
Tell all will be okay after Christmas
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Erdoganiye II
Dear debey Put Turkey in the coldest refridgerator.
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[azfish]

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

How? LOL

 

[lagrimas85]

How? LOL

I'll tell ya next week.

 

[azfish]

I'll tell ya next week.

AH you got me:rofl:

 

[lagrimas85]

AH you got me:rofl:

Nah, I think you already had it figuered out.