Margaritaville opening back up

Jungle Jim

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What a relief................

Our Mirador neighborhood whore house will be back in business!

Family friendly XXX rated sex on stage. Little kids allowed with parental consent. Twelve year old local girls doing the dirty thing for all to observe.

Not to worry as they will get a daily swab test certified by the municipal police who will be taking their percentage

Maybe they will have the same black T-shirted goons that JJ's Cantina contracted out to keep the Gringos buying drinks or get booted out.
 

corndog

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What a relief................

Our Mirador neighborhood whore house will be back in business!

Family friendly XXX rated sex on stage. Little kids allowed with parental consent. Twelve year old local girls doing the dirty thing for all to observe.

Not to worry as they will get a daily swab test certified by the municipal police who will be taking their percentage

Maybe they will have the same black T-shirted goons that JJ's Cantina contracted out to keep the Gringos buying drinks or get booted out.
It looks like Yuppieville, no resemblance at all to the old place.. The rooms in back however were saved and put to another use.. Speaking of houses of ill repute. I bought a lot in the early 90's on the same street ( actually a dirt path) as the Crystal Palace for $1000.00 dllrs.. nobody would buy it,, after they knocked the place down, it turned into a pretty good investment..So even a house of ill repute can be beneficial.
 
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playaperro

El Pirata
Hoyt Axton had a nice girl at the Crystal Palace, put a song out about her back in the day, Evangalina, estaba cabrona la puta.
 

joanC

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We stopped there and were shown around the revamped premises by one of the American owners. The $15.00 rooms out back were not preserved and have been converted to restrooms and storage closets. A good size bandstand and bar is also in place in the rear, along with a sizable area of green turf.
 
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