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I said, "Be gentle, it's my first time." He said, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."

My doctor says everyone should have one every ten years.

Not my area of expertise. In fact, I have no area of expertise. I think it could go up, but then it could go down, also.

I am shocked.

Here in GV it started at 5:30 and has stopped now at 2:30. Put down 1.87".

Ernesto Said, "I was in Port Clinton Ohio" If you didn't get a Perch Sandwich at the Jolly Roger, shame on you. Oh and their Onion Rings, too.

How cool is that?

Pardon my ignorance, but wouldn't you do that on any home purchase down there.

Don't argue. It was Trump's fault, as was the Titantic, Mt. St Helens and the Faulklands. The Crusades, now that was Bush, both of them. Boring!!!!

I'll be right behind you. I've got your back.

I've never felt safer than coming down through Sanoita. I took the outer belt and there was a pickup with guys and the machine guns both in front and behind me. I'll bet they weren't aware they were protecting the GV Desperado.

Wait for it.....Wait for it..... I think I hear Jerry at the doom and gloom keyboard....

Which one?????????

Okay, you need to understand you're dealing with and old math flunker here, but only three times in Geometry. My bill at Mare Blu was 768 Pesos. At 16.00 it was $48.00 US. At Max'x the same bill at 12.85 would be $59.76 US. What am I missing here? By the way, I always pay in Pesos except at...

Just got back from a quick weekend and man was the humidity in full bloom. Had an interesting divergence of exchange rates at some of my favorite eateries. Max's= 12.85 Capone's= 15.00 posted Mare Blu= 16.00 If it weren't for the Bloody Marys and Mexican Scrambles I wouldn't do Max's...

I'll second that and remember that's why God invented Sol Beer and limes.

Absolutely Kenny. And any of you that don't want your almighty dollars, just send them my way. Also, I'll take any non-almighty dollars you feel like discarding. I want all the money in the world because I need it.

I don't care how hot it is, whether the water is calm or whatever. If the Seat of Cortez is there, my friends are there, the beer is cold, the tacos are warm, I've never had a bad time in Rocky Point. As this ballgame is drawing toward the final innings, I'll go there every chance I get. I...

Well, the cops better get after them in a hurry, because the Green Valley Desperado will be there next weekend and that will keep the gendarmes busy. Once again, women, children and sheep have been warned.

If it was a Taco you would have gotten through immediately.