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  1. GV Jack

    180 lb. Grouper

    Now, you would never get this much BS from GOLFERS. We always tell the straight truth. No Dolphins on our shirts, either.
  2. GV Jack

    Price of Shrimp

    I wouldn't dream of hijacking a thread like you Forum Terrorists do. However, I was in Walmart buying golf balls the other day and Jerry, I did see some chicken thighs and pork butts, but then I'm no spring epazote, so I just smiled and walked on.
  3. GV Jack

    Stuart help for the site

    Jerry, can anyone wonder why you are a Sonoran God? That was pure genius. It's those damn fisherman that cause all the problems around here. What we need are more golfers. Golfers are GENTLEMEN. They dress natily and never ever lie, like fishermen. In fact golfers actually police...
  4. GV Jack

    Wine !!

    Save you from more headaches....:pinkie:
  5. GV Jack

    MMMM Persimmons!!

    Back in the day, Roberto..the only thing Persimmons were good for was making golf club heads. Now the fruit of the Persimmon is a delicacy. I wonder if there is a future for the fruit of the Titanium tree?
  6. GV Jack

    Wine !!

    Back Room???
  7. GV Jack

    Stuart help for the site

    Back in the Day sonny, we didn't have quarters. We slept in the fields with our muskets. When it rained, we had to lay on our powder, hence the expression..keep your powder dry. Hated the rain..made my clearasil run.
  8. GV Jack

    Stuart help for the site

    Uh Oh. OK it's fixed and I hope your Hooch is too.
  9. GV Jack

    Stuart help for the site

    You talkin to me??? I was telling Larry, as in RPLarry, that you, Kenny, had a valid point.
  10. GV Jack

    Stuart help for the site

    He's got a valid point Larry. It may light your fire, but you definately cannot smoke it.
  11. GV Jack

    Stuart help for the site

    Oh my God..I wish I had thought of that...:rofl:
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