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  1. GV Jack

    A Joke...

    A man comes home after a round of golf. He looks on the fridge and there is a note. "It's not working, I'm going to mothers." He opens the door, light comes on and he pulls out a cold beer and thinks, "I have no idea what she's talking about."
  2. GV Jack

    Violence Report goes National

    Carnac said " So They Can Get Over Fences Easier................... Is the answer Carnac The Magnificent" I said, "Question...Why do Mexicans feed chickens jumping beans??" Get it??
  3. GV Jack

    Violence Report goes National

    Come on Magnificent One..this is more fun. You gotta be on your toes.
  4. GV Jack

    Violence Report goes National

    Question...Why do Mexicans feed chickens jumping beans??
  5. GV Jack

    A warm and fuzzy thread

    Tom, as an elder statesman (LOL), actually forget the statesman just stick with the elder, I agree with what Russ is saying. I don't have that much longer to travel and enjoy Rocky Point and I'll be damned if I'm going to let fear mongering and snippity ego driven idiots keep me from enjoying...
  6. GV Jack

    Violence Report goes National

    Roberto, does that mean you have Distemper? I knew you were hanging around those dogs too long.
  7. GV Jack

    Violence Report goes National

    This is Mrs. GV Jack. I shot him and he deserved it. I was sick and tired of him hanging around this forum all day long so I whacked him. Let that be a lesson to you whipper snappers. Actually, Mrs GV heard the shots. This happened about 100 yards from our place, just across La Canada. She...
  8. GV Jack

    Rocky Point Crime: Are we there yet?

    Sorry Robert...I've got them and they just look darling on my beautiful feet.
  9. GV Jack

    Rocky Point Crime: Are we there yet?

    I just love how this ties in to the info on this thread. I sometimes think you guys just can't control yourselves. It's like BPH of the brain.
  10. GV Jack

    Rocky Point Crime: Are we there yet?

    I dunno for sure but I believe I heard one of the dead perps lived in Las Conchas. Probably had the stickers and was let through. I'll probably have more of a problem in September when I go to the rental.
  11. GV Jack

    Rocky Point Crime: Are we there yet?

    Wow, it took 14 pages.....:lol:
  12. GV Jack

    Rocky Point Crime: Are we there yet?

    Hi Tim, Welcome to the ROCKY POINT TALK FORUM. This is a great site and sometimes we even talk about things in Rocky Point. Thank God for Crescent Rolls. I had a cousin, Howard Bryan who unfortunately passed away at age 91, recently. Howard was a reporter. journalist and author, who was...
  13. GV Jack

    Crescent rolls

    Cinco de Mayo, Cinco de Mayo, are you kidding me? My wife is leaving tomorrow for a month so I'm going to make it tomorrow night and eat the whole dawg gone thing myself...tomorrow night. Looks like I'd better pad the walls and have 911 ready on speed dial.
  14. GV Jack

    Violence Report goes National

    I heard last week was very busy.
  15. GV Jack

    Rocky Point Crime: Are we there yet?

    Wrong Playa...According to everyone in my life...I don't know Jack. I just put two and two together from the posts and the stuff in the papers. It came up five. In the aircraft business we call it SWAG. Scientific, Wild-Ass Guess. That's how we priced stuff.
  16. GV Jack

    Rocky Point Crime: Are we there yet?

    OK, Bill. I had a teacher who once asked me if I was just stupid or apethetic. I answered, I don't know and I don't care. So lets assume, at the beginning, that I am stupid. I've been watching this story for a few weeks now and to tell the truth I cannot connect the dots. Your statement is...
  17. GV Jack

    Place for a bunch of fishing guys to stay?

    With Kenny on top??????
  18. GV Jack

    Guys, I hit a coyote

    Yesiree...My real name is Billy Bob Convoy. I never thought I'd get caught. The good news is I saved a road runner's life. I guess that confirms my first wife's notion that I was "for the birds."
  19. GV Jack

    San Carlos Black and Blue

    Obviously you're talking about Roberto. I haven't had an occaission to varmit in years, furthermore my doc says my liver is beyond sharkiness. I must confess to some whacking in the bushes years ago.
  20. GV Jack

    San Carlos Black and Blue

    And then there's us...right Roberto????
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