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Last evening as I was enjoying an adult beverage on the patio, I noticed a great number of pelicans feeding. If you look closely at the picture you will see some of them just below the sunset. I also noticed what Roberto called a huge number of moocher birds hanging around. This led me to...

No problems at all. Clean and green all the way. Drove like a bat outa you know where and Ross cried all the way.

Roberto...we went to Maria Bonita for breakfast this AM and the road up by the Dolphin is tricky to say the least. Particularly on the down side. There is a rather large deep slit that will be hard to see at night. There are some detours getting around above the old port but other than the...

Hey Roberto, As you have been warned, I'll be there Wednesday. I'm bringing an old friend with me and he said he would like to meet with you. I think he has a bunch of stupid questions about real estate, but I wouldn't get too excited. Might you be free in the afternoon Wednesday? GV Jack

Hi Mel, FYI. Your comment about the beef. I bought six Rib Eyes at the meat market on Bravo and grilled them. They were wonderful. No need to over cook them unless you like pot roast. I'll be there next week and intend to do it again.

If you are looking for excitement, come ride with me. I can introduce you to some very good friends of mine at Centro police station. If you don't give them a tough time and agree with them that you're an idiot, like I did, you'll do just fine. Watch for that stop light at the side of the...

The devil made me do it.

Damn, I didn't get a chance to comb my hair.

Desparado means desparate, right???

This is fair warning, The Green Valley Desparado, aka GV Jack is coming to town one week from today. Clear the women, children and sheep from the streets. If you want to know where I'm at, just listen for the police sirens. We'll be there from the 16th to the 22nd and hope to get a chance...

Great Advice. I stopped, smiled, cried and was agreeable. Look what it got me. My picture in every post office in Mexico.

OMG, I have officially agreed with Jerry on two whole things now. This, and when he called me..... AN OLD FART. He did that you know.

I just realized who this was. He worked at Jim Click Ford, etc down here in Green Valley. I have purchased numerous cars there and while he wasn't the salesman I did know him in passing. He was always very nice, helpful and friendly even though he wasn't our "guy". What a shame. My heart...

Heck, in Glamis you might even manage to accidentally kill yourself with a drunken, screaming audience of scantilly clad women egging you on....:woo: Where is this place and how soon can I get there.

Keely Smith can't say she ain't got no body.

Boy this explains alot. Ever since I started eating Mexican beef, I've had this urge to jump the fence and get it on with Bossie over there. I know that sounds udderly rediculous. BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually that's pretty close to the stuff in my asthma inhaler.

"How dumb is this guy?" You're right Joe... He probably doesn't even know there are 57 states.

Gringo...You gonna hijack this thread back to its original subject. How rude. It was kinda slowing down though.:deadhorse:

Roberto...You just gotta find the goose that laid the golden you know what or else you'll be sucking on the hind you know what.

I think it's getting close to time to get back to my oxygen tent. Maybe I can dream about that tit. That's my limit these days.