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Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physicalimpossibility due to the tendons within your neck. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it...

A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read,”Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would...

I"d rather wake up to that dog than anything you wake up with!!!

Dia numero II

Nice Pic..

New Novela with Kenny leading the charge...

Thanks Russ, Have they hired a lesbian bartender? I read on someone's Facebook they had or should I apply the 30 40 50 rule!

Do they still let you smoke in JJ's and how much is a beer these days?

Who she talking about?

No wonder crown royal didn't want to sponsor him. Maybe if he gets off the sauce he will beat the big dogs instead of race track owners...

I was talking about the licence plate going into Mexico. Anyway Mike they keep all info on the cars and plates when you cross. Sometimes they ask you whens the last time you crossed and where? Also the computer keeps a record of your passport. Lets say you lost your passport and you have a DL...

Better than catching the craps Kenny...

Grimas, only Kenny would know for sure!!!

Is that what a "Masterbaiter" looks like?

Sure is windy here in Tucson. Thinking of throwing the dog in the truck and taking a ride down. How buot a weather report, is it windy in Penasco?

Wonder how many people met their wifes or husbands there?

Hey Happy, Mochate---

UN SIX Y UN TEQUILA... Una pareja de recién casados trataba de poner las cosas en claro. Ella decía, mira Baldomero, para no andar con insinuaciones te voy a ser muy clara: 1.- Cuando traiga el cabello peinado con raya para un lado, quiere decir que quiero hacer el amor de manera...

Didn't Cholla invite Kenny out to Cholla for a beer at one time. Maybe he wanted to wring his neck.

A A anyone?