GV Jack
Snorin God
Twas the morning of Christmas and all through the house
The’ lectric was kaput what a big louse
Mama in her kerchief and me in my cap
Were freezing our butts off And that ain’t no crap.
I sprung from the bed to see what was the matter
In less than a minute my teeth were a chatter.
No coffee, no cooking, no nothing at all
With only a flashlight to brighten the hall.
Then all of a sudden a stroke of genius was had.
I’ll go to mickey d’s now that’s not too bad.
I jumped in mom’s sleigh to get around
Cause mine was stuck with the garage door down.
I pulled into micky’s with such great glee.
They too were juiceless which caused me to pee.
So on again on again back to the home
Another piece of brilliance caused my mouth to foam.
Out to the gas grill I lit up the fire
Coffee, bacon, eggs our desire
It started to smell like something so great
When a voice from the house said fraid you're too late.
The lectric was back and not a moment too late.
Cause the grill went poof a sound that I hate.
So Christmas restarted with heater and all
A day I think we will always recall.
And that's the truth folks. Hope yours was great but a little more uneventful.
The’ lectric was kaput what a big louse
Mama in her kerchief and me in my cap
Were freezing our butts off And that ain’t no crap.
I sprung from the bed to see what was the matter
In less than a minute my teeth were a chatter.
No coffee, no cooking, no nothing at all
With only a flashlight to brighten the hall.
Then all of a sudden a stroke of genius was had.
I’ll go to mickey d’s now that’s not too bad.
I jumped in mom’s sleigh to get around
Cause mine was stuck with the garage door down.
I pulled into micky’s with such great glee.
They too were juiceless which caused me to pee.
So on again on again back to the home
Another piece of brilliance caused my mouth to foam.
Out to the gas grill I lit up the fire
Coffee, bacon, eggs our desire
It started to smell like something so great
When a voice from the house said fraid you're too late.
The lectric was back and not a moment too late.
Cause the grill went poof a sound that I hate.
So Christmas restarted with heater and all
A day I think we will always recall.
And that's the truth folks. Hope yours was great but a little more uneventful.
