Kenny
Guest
Lets try to be patient with HAPPY. Like he said, he's "retired" now, and that can lead to emotional problems with some people... This is the last report I received from a friend about his behavior while shopping in a popular dept store in Tucson for the 6 months or so, and it looks like he's not doing so well in his golden years.
- Took 18 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's baskets when they weren't looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks in household department to go off at 5 minute intervals.
- Made a trail of tomato ketchup on the floor leading to the toilets.
- Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 5' in fruit and veg..... and then watched what happened.
- Moved a ' CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
- Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he' d invite them in for a cup of coffee if they would bring pillows from the bedding department.
- When a shelf stacker asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and demands, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
- Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose in a disgusting fashion.
- Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme tune.
- Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled ' Pick me! Pick me!'
- When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the foetal position and screams, 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!'
- And; last, but not least!
- Feb 24: Went into a fitting room in the clothing department, shut the door and waited awhile; then, yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here!'