Things wrapped in Bacon

[jerry]

http://images.google.com/images?rlz=1C1GGLA_enUS334US334&sourceid=chrome&q=bacon+wrapped&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=ZRgZS-DUA4HIsAOGioCSBw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CB8QsAQwAw

Check out the bacon wrapped twinkie Stonehege

Now comes this story of the future of Bacon...test tube bacon and sausage:
http://food.theatlantic.com/sustainability/pork-from-petri-dish-to-dinner-plate.php

 

[tyler]

Why are these things in Rants?

 

[jerry]

Because pork products play a big part in Sonoran food. If we will be eating chorizo grown in petri dished within 5 years it is a subject worth ranting about.
Plus the winter solstice is December 21.What better center piece in your condo than a bacon wrapped copy of Stonehege for your birching party?

 

[jerry]

Bacon is a food for peace. The real problem from Afganistan to Israel is that none of these people eat bacon; a couple of pieces of thick, crispy pepper bacon and peace would reign in the region.

 

[jerry]

As a pie person I don't expect you to understand the level of outrage my church feels over this sacrilege. the holy church of Bacon won't stand for this encrochment!
http://www.worshipbacon.com/wiki/The_Holy_Church_of_Bacon

 

[jerry]

The Five Baconic Laws

OR Baconmandments
Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all.

 

[Kenny]

And a Javalina has no bacon!

 

[jerry]

Orthodox Baconists only harvest free range hogs. Come to think of it I've never had javalina bacon.....I'm getting my gun!

 

[tyler]

I'm about to ban you, stop being an idiot.

 

[X-Coastie]

Can we have Rants back? I like bacon and pie. On a personal level I go with bacon.

 

[InkaRoads]

Yesterday was my daughter's B-Day and I cook her favorite, sonora style bacon wrap hot dogs, I believe from now on I will be cooking my own, both my daughter and wife raved about them telling me they were even better than our favorite hot dog stand!!
I'm thinking, next is going to be fish fry bacon wrap filled with oxaca cheese and toritos!! mmmmmm anybody saling a dog cart? :chef:

 

[rockyptjoe]

Can we have Rants back? I like bacon and pie. On a personal level I go with bacon.

Rants is still there on the Forum.....so whatcha talkin' about???

 

[sanjorge george]

tyler just put it back yesterday. thanks

 

[tyler]

No, i didn't touch rants...

 

[sanjorge george]

somebody did. it wasn't there for several days andthen voila, just like magic.

 

[playaperro]

The rants is only there if you are logged on...

 

[X-Coastie]

I stand corrected. It did not exist at the time.

 

[playaperro]

You could not log in so you could not see the thread.

 

[tyler]

The rants is only there if you are logged on...

Correct.. . We don't want to scare off people who are new to the site.