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  1. GV Jack

    Mexico Beach Bum

    No filets for me since that horse went missing.....:deadhorse:
  2. GV Jack

    Mexico Beach Bum

    Plop Plop Fizz Fizz On the table. No questions..nada. We haven't been back since. Too many other good places to go with free chips and salsa. Great location, great views, really nice inside, but a bad first impression.
  3. GV Jack

    A Joke...

    This made my morning.... Two little snakes were hissing near their pit. The mother snake came out and said, ‘’What are you doing hissing near our pit. If you want to hiss go over to Mrs. Pott’s pit and hiss. The two little snakes went over to Mrs. Pott’s pit to hiss. Mrs. Potts came out and...
  4. GV Jack

    Thanksgiving weekend roll call - version 2012

    Anything new here? We are mulling the possibility of coming down for the holiday. Does it get real crowded with visitors? Are most places open? Generally what goes on? Any comments would be appreciated.
  5. GV Jack

    The flip side of them taking your beef......

    Hey Stephen, I've been to Cedasa twice. First time they cut the steaks for me and the second time he took me to the freezer and said pick out what you want. Both times I had very good steaks, but I was a little turned off with the freezer routine. Are you talking about the Cedasa on Sonora...
  6. GV Jack

    Got Corona?

    I'll drink any GIVEN beer...if you catch my drift.
  7. GV Jack

    The flip side of them taking your beef......

    Did you all buy them from the counter or did you have them cut? Thanks, GV
  8. GV Jack

    First Halloween Joke

    OK...This is worse than the first one, but still a lot better than my frend Kenny's. Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they’ll have. ? The first vampire says, (Transylvanian accent inferred) “I’ll have a glass of O Positive.” The second vampire...
  9. GV Jack

    Red Meat taken by Mexican border guards

    Hey Playa, I tried to balance things out down there. If I'm just down for three nights, I'll eat shrimp, chicken and maybe pizza. If I'm down there for a longer period I will cook at home at least once and get steaks there. On occaission I'll eat fish, but I'm not big on it. Shrimp I love...
  10. GV Jack

    Red Meat taken by Mexican border guards

    Where did you try? I use Cedasa on Sinola at Barrera, I think. I've had good luck there.
  11. GV Jack

    DIF planning annual Black & White Ball- tickets available

    I can't go...I swung my purse at Robbie boy and hurt my back when he ducked. Besides, my darling white gown is at the cleaners...Maybe next time.
  12. GV Jack

    Red Meat taken by Mexican border guards

    That's Cedasa, Gary and I found the steaks to be very good. There's another one on Bravo accross the street from Rocky Imports. (Carnaceria on building) Roberto can give you wonderful directions, especially if you get there while Dee's there. The first ones from Bravo could gave been some of...
  13. GV Jack

    Papers please Senior Perro

    Did you say Teddy Bears????
  14. GV Jack

    Las Conchas Theft Alert.

    That's what I figured, but what do I know?
  15. GV Jack

    fRANCISCO

    He got a job guarding voting places in Chicago.
  16. GV Jack

    Flying fish

    Yep. I saw bunches when we were down at the end of September. The water had to be warm because it was hot, humid miserable then.
  17. GV Jack

    Red Meat taken by Mexican border guards

    Johnny, don't waste your time or energy on this guy. Remember the old saying, "Every village has an idiot" As much as I hate to say it, the point about buying in Mexico is well taken. I used to take steaks accross before I found out it was frowned upon. Some good folks on here encouraged...
  18. GV Jack

    Las Conchas Theft Alert.

    I have a better method. I wear rubber gloves and a hazmet suit everywhere I go. I also have a bomb sniffing dog and an MRAP ( Mine Resistant Ambush Protection ) Vehicle. It's alot easier than washing my hands three hundred times a day. Take all precaution, drink 10 Tecates and step into the...
  19. GV Jack

    First Halloween Joke

    Advice for an old guy.... I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in .... I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that young lady over there?" The trainer looked me over and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the...
  20. GV Jack

    First Halloween Joke

    Thanks Kenny. You just made mine look like a Henny Youngman classic.
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