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  1. GV Jack

    Las Conchas Theft Alert.

    Too much info......
  2. GV Jack

    Gonocci

    Yes, and Victor said I looked just darling in those chaps with the fringey things on the side. Back room???? They said that was my private dining room. They said they'd never let Basil Boy sit there. Or was it Beelzebub????????
  3. GV Jack

    Gonocci

    I always go there every trip I make. Back in April we were there and there was a horse tied up in the grass in front. I decided to try one of his great Filet with the Peppercorn Sauce. It was delicious. When I got the bill I happened to look out the window and the horse had disappeared...
  4. GV Jack

    Mexican law put into effect to cap cash real estate transactions at 500k pesos

    Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Now you've gone way too far. It's one thing to take away his car keys and his gun, but to even mention locking the liquor cabinet is totally heartless. I know it won't be lomg before 'ol umm, err, what's her name will take away my car keys, gun not a problem, don't own...
  5. GV Jack

    First Halloween Joke

    OK you guys...maybe I should have slept it under the rug.
  6. GV Jack

    First Halloween Joke

    Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in herwhite dress. The groom broom was handsomeand suave in his...
  7. GV Jack

    New Stuff in Penasco

    Oh just great. Another law for me to break. Oh well, the magistrate and I are becoming really good friends.
  8. GV Jack

    Gonocci

    OK....It's Gnocchi. These are wonderful potato dumplings. They were invented by Cleveland Mayor Ralph Perk(owski) who is the only mayor in history to have his hair actually catch fire. He really didn't invent them but his wife perfected them. She also was a champion bowler. If in...
  9. GV Jack

    A few Newbe questions about the border

    Two things.. 1) Do not ask him (Roberto) for directions and.... 2) When driving in town, watch out for the stop lights. :hairout: They are usually on the side of street signs, up in the air and hard to see. We hope you enjoy it there as much as we do. Eh?
  10. GV Jack

    New Stuff in Penasco

    On September 19th, I had the same experience there with the chips and salsa. They brought it to the table, we were starved because we just arrived and found our rental had a flood and we went for beer and a bite. Got the check and saw the charge. I asked if it was a mistake and she said no. I...
  11. GV Jack

    Max's Cafe

    I used to like Manny's for Bloody Mary and Huevos, but it was a morgue last time I tried it. Had to go into the kitchen and wake the cook up. Maria Bonita is Mexican and a nice water side spot. Casa de Capatain is great for a drink and an appetizer, but I'm not crazy about the food overall...
  12. GV Jack

    Max's Cafe

    I have eaten breakfast at Max's a number of times. The best Bloody Mary going and wonderful Eggs Benedict. The Mexican Scramble is great also. Lynnie, does Capones serve breakfast? May have to try it next time. Also, the Maria Torte at Maria Bonita is quite good. For a quick start, Reggies...
  13. GV Jack

    Travel Writer/ Guest Blogger Contest

    Hey Audsley you asked a legit and good question. Look up the name Alan Freed. He coined the name Rock & Roll and was also famous for PAYOLA. He invented it and congress perfected it.
  14. GV Jack

    Travel Writer/ Guest Blogger Contest

    Cleveland, Cleveland, are you kidding me? Don't talk about Cleveland... I know, the Indians stink, the Browns stink and the Cavs will probably stink...BUT We do have the fabulous Cleveland Clinic and the great ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME. Cleveland...now take Buffalo for instance.
  15. GV Jack

    Mexican Wild Yams and Birth Control

    Enlighten this old guy. Am I right that quinine was/is used to fight malaria? Are there other uses for it? I do know my father-in-law used if for leg cramps. I was told he mixed it with gin, but I don't believe it. He was a scotch drinker, which probably dried him out, ergo leg cramps.
  16. GV Jack

    I had to defend my future home....

    Boy Kenny, I thinks Dis just called you old folks. Can't possibly be refering to me...:rofl:
  17. GV Jack

    I had to defend my future home....

    ... BINGO......But once a Walmart, always a Walmart. Sorry Dis, Didn't mean to offend you, Wahoo, Bodega or Lexus. And I was asking Wahoo a question, not poking fun. Also, I can never remember how to spell Bodega Auurrrerrra. Besides, I thought an Aurrerea was something in an opera. And...
  18. GV Jack

    I had to defend my future home....

    Hey Wahoo...Is there a Costco in RP? If so, where? Denise, I grew up in the fifties, where life was so much simpler. Doin the Shag, Sock Hops, Chevrolet, Apple Pie, you know, the good old days. Those days are long gone, but you know, things weren't so perfect then either. Lake Erie was...
  19. GV Jack

    Do I need to insure my quads?

    I know you stole that line from someone, I just can't remember who it was...:rofl:
  20. GV Jack

    I had to defend my future home....

    I remember that. Actually, we weren't nomatic, were were curious and got lost. We were known as the Fugawes.....I'll leave it at that.
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