Hot Rod Ford

[Old55]

As a Cub Scout we were mentored and controlled by some of our straight white married female moms.

As a Boy Scout in Newport Beach we were mentored and controlled by a gaggle of young mackeral snapper priests who were as gay as a herd of castrated pink plush unicorns, my first exposure to real fags. The Scout leader was a 70 year plus skinny queen that never was seen without his Scout uniform and Smokey hat. He had an incredible garage turned shop where he could make any item of equipment as per the Scout manuals. His favorite past time was one on one training sessions with a fresh young Scout.

I couldn't stand any of it so transferred to the Sea Scouts at the Newport Sea Base next to the Balboa Bay Club. We had pro surfers, beach boys and real professional boat Captains as leaders as well as every type of sea faring watercraft imaginable for our use. We even had a sea marksmanship course and merit badge available and let us make use of almost every type of firearm. That training made my soon to happen transition to a US Army Air Cav Trooper a breeze.

"BE PREPARED" is my middle name.

JJ

Sea Scouts know never to talk about “the way of the sea” always one of the most pervy of the groups for some reason “multiple scouts have accused their scout leader of molesting them .They say skipper Eugene Austin Evans encouraged public masturbation on his boat, kept the ship stocked with pornography, gave the boys massages that devolved into molestation, and sexualized the names of food, such as "penis butter and jelly."

 

[Jungle Jim]

Sea Scouts know never to talk about “the way of the sea” always one of the most pervy of the groups for some reason “multiple scouts have accused their scout leader of molesting them .They say skipper Eugene Austin Evans encouraged public masturbation on his boat, kept the ship stocked with pornography, gave the boys massages that devolved into molestation, and sexualized the names of food, such as "penis butter and jelly."

We were always pretty good at catching Sperm Whales!

JJ

 

[dirtsurfer]

So OF...........

Do you keep a Jeep in PP? I always keep one of my TJ Rubicons down there. As I mentioned earlier I'll be down for four or five days next weekend if you want to tag along. There will some really big tides so plan on a surf casting rig to maybe snatch a corvina or two for the dinner plate. We will be poking around the enormous shell middens at Salinas Point made from thousands of years of oysters, clams, murexes and Cortez Conchs hauled up by the long gone Tepoca tribe that paddled out in their reed canoes to free dive for them back in the good old days.

As for identifying yourself on this or any other forum now days, you can absolutely count on a negative hate filled response related to ANY subject that you might bring up. Case in point: joanC above. He, she or it is so full of scalding acidic hateful piss that it probably flows from every pore on it's body. Being a "real estate agent" has it's draw backs especially when the people that you ripped off would just die to find out more about you. At least the used car salesmen in their Hawaiian shits and onion picker "cowboy" hats can make a quick retreat into the head at the dealership.

So another related subject..........has anyone heard anything from my "buddy" Kenny? The last time I saw him was at the PP Sam's Club parking lot maybe two years ago. He just stood there glaring at me with pure bloody hate in his eyes. Never had the balls to walk up at chat with me as I was guarding my open Jeep as the wife was in the store.

So there joanC, the "jig is up" with you, as more than likely your real name is Butterfield as in the Brill Creamed cabeza guy with your signature triple XXXL luau shirts from Big Lots.

And by the way joanC................UP YOURS!

JJ

JJ: where is Salinas point? We would ride -in the olden days, north of Cholla to another estuary we fondly name shell estuary because the shells of all types were 5-8 feet deep. Now you have me researching Tepoca indians……

 

[Jungle Jim]

Hello Dirt,

We will be down during the extreme new moon tides at the end of the month for five or six days. We almost always do a trip down that way to view and document the current "Rape of the Sea of Cortez". If you wanna tag along let me know.

That whole body of water from Pelican Point/Cholla Bay across to the defunct light house near Salina Grande is called Adiar Bay. The ancient and now extinct Indians that lived there were known as the Sand Papagos. They controlled the salt trade there and were quite well off considering the fact that they lived in an environment that can only be described as as close to HELL as any place on earth.

There was then and even now permanent fresh water all along that coast...if you knew where to find it! And willing to risk being stuck with an arrow head dipped in human shit, ground up scorpion tails and rattlesnake heads.

JJ

 

[Old55]

By Germans point just south of ST on what was the failed Parayso development clusterfk a actual fresh water undergroud stream reaches the sea at the outer edge of the lowest low tide of the year….Kenny was hooked up to a Grouper from shore there years ago…strange place…...I run into all kinds looking for the ex German submariners lost gold ….side note , this still cracks me up …people love mysteries…http://the-wanderling.com/hellcat.html

 

[surfcaster]

I met the German when I was 18. His shack still stood for about 10 years thereafter. My dad claims to have seen him in a Nazi uniform. We last saw him in the mid '70's. Thanks for the link to the article on subs in the Cortez Old55.

 

[Old55]

I met the German when I was 18. His shack still stood for about 10 years thereafter. My dad claims to have seen him in a Nazi uniform. We last saw him in the mid '70's. Thanks for the link to the article on subs in the Cortez Old55.

HI TJ, I heard one of your Corvina chasing buds bought Vals house…what a great place and what a deal.

 

[surfcaster]

HI TJ, I heard one of your Corvina chasing buds bought Vals house…what a great place and what a deal.

If it was one of my buds he didn't tell me about it. Maybe it is one of the guys I know from my past, but not one of my regulars. I wish we had a house there. Stuck renting until I win the Powerball.

 

[Old55]

If it was one of my buds he didn't tell me about it. Maybe it is one of the guys I know from my past, but not one of my regulars. I wish we had a house there. Stuck renting until I win the Powerball.

With the 8 new houses being built lots of new construction guys from the ejido.Some have never fished for corvina.Adolfo is using some of my gear to teach them the usual tricks…they are getting some nice Corvina now…big

 

[Mexico Joe]

With the 8 new houses being built lots of new construction guys from the ejido.Some have never fished for corvina.Adolfo is using some of my gear to teach them the usual tricks…they are getting some nice Corvina now…big

Hey tell Adolfo that I want to take Juan Pablo up on his offer. He claimed his grandparents if I'm correct Jerry own the rights that ejido??? of course as an American I can't own ejido but he said that he would give me a lot to build on. That was back in 2014 on my last trip to Santo Tomas.

 

[Mexico Joe]

Hey tell Adolfo that I want to take Juan Pablo up on his offer. He claimed his grandparents if I'm correct Jerry own the rights that ejido??? of course as an American I can't own ejido but he said that he would give me a lot to build on. That was back in 2014 on my last trip to Santo Tomas.

4 walls, tin roof and a shitter... $10k?????????

 

[Old55]

Maybe 20k…Be great for you as fishing in Lobos would be your main deal and the boys could watch your boat in the Ejido.I will tell him….I also have a lot in St I’ll sell you supercheap….on a corner so a curved dual entry drive way good for boats is doable.

 

[surfcaster]

Glad to hear the corvina are hitting. I am coming to sweat and fish June 27th.

 

[Jungle Jim]

So...........................

Where is Mexico Joe?

Did some woke commie lib forum commisar bastardo band him or sumpin?? It's been days since he has gone off on one of his non-stop raging extra-ordinarily opinionated rants.

Anyway AZ Mike, we will be back down PP way on the 23rd thru the 27th of this month for the big new moon tides. If you want to tag along we will be heading out south to El Desemboque then doing a beach run up north to Santo Tomas. If the tide and time is right we might take a look at Jerry's WWII fighter plane that was still stuck en de muck the last time we were down that way last year. It is near the area where the rock boring Piddock Clams screw there way into the low tide exposed clay beds can be found. Always carry a surf casting setup since you never know what might be biting.

Those clams are the best!!

The Cannon Ball Jellyfish rape of the sea should be going at a full out blood lust by now in El Golfo. With the number of pangas and on-shore processing plants now ready to operate we should see the Cannon Balls completely wiped out in a week or two. Then what?? Scrape out the little Fiddler Crabs and send them on a dirt nap vacation to Korea too?

We watched a U-Tube vid today from Ko-Re-A all about how to prepare the Horse-Dick Gooey Duck Clams from the panga camp at Bahia San Jorge today. The cute little cookie chickie was almost orgasmic as she split the long dead bivalve into chunks. Especially after she removed the "fore skin" from the "penis" and pulled it out to show the viewers how it could erect almost four feet long"!! As she split the meat of the penis, actually the siphon, she was gushing over how delicious it was to eat a few pieces of it RAW while preparing it. So anyway it seems that our Gooey Ducks are a sexual delight for the women, not the limp dick guys that need the Giant White Sea Bass swim bladders to get hard. What a stinky hot date those people must endure. No wonder their birth rates are so miserable.

JJ

 

[Old55]

Glad to hear the corvina are hitting. I am coming to sweat and fish June 27th.

Matt fished with Woody or Tom yesterday in Lobos .He caugt a beautiful Roostertail but I cant post it even though it is only 90kb?

 

[Old55]

Big bunch of T-Bass being caught down this way too…real pain to say them with the sinker trick