Joke Thread...

rockyptjoe

rockyptjoe

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Confession

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'
 
playaperro

playaperro

El Pirata
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a
sign that read,”Free Sex with Fill-Up."




Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.


The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he
would get his freesex.


The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close! The number
was 7. Sorry. Nosex this time."


A week later, the same redneck, along with his brother, Bubba, pulled in for
another fill-up.


Again he asked for his free sex.


The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the
correct number.


The redneck guessed 2 this time.


The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3.


You were close, but no free sex this time."


As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother, "I think that game
is rigged and hedoesn't really give away free sex."


Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife wontwice last week."

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playaperro

playaperro

El Pirata
Truths in Life





1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physicalimpossibility due to the tendons within your neck.

























2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.




















3. And discover #1 is a lie.
















4. You are laughing now because you are an idiot.


























6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
 
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