For Fringe-toed Sand Lizards!
I like the one that's been for sale for years now, you know, the one with a twenty foot dune in the living room, all fixtures stolen, windows blown out and the Sand Lizards just loving the shaded view of Isla San Jorge.
Last summer we were given the third degree by a woman in the house at the entry point of the development. She asked me what we wanted, I said to go to the beach, she said driving on the beach is not permitted, I backed up my Jeep a few feet, made a right turn and drove up over the dune. She just stood there, mouth agape, then went back into her house. We got down to the beach saw dozens of quad tracks, a few truck tracks then added our Jeep tracks to the "not permitted" beach sands.