El Homeport(the fish rots from the head)Penasco Digital report

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    Stuart Aye carumba!!! Staff Member

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    Daniel Butterfield is happy today rolling around in a tub of Brylcreem naked with all his IPX investor money. Big names lend credibility to his bullshit.
     
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    Quote: The Sonoran government said cruise ships likely will begin docking at Rocky Point in 2019. :shame: LOL
     
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    Funny the Padres gang ran for tucson with El Homeport's 5000000 dollars rather than Scottsdale ...good taste!
     
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    Jerry..........

    Let me know when you find out who gets the dredging contract. It'll be a 24 hour a day operation moving the sand that will fill in the forty foot deep access channel to the jetty every twelve hours. Where are they gonna to pump and dump the sand, up on the beach? Maybe use it to make more giant concrete blocks. Who will get the contract to catch all of the almejas that get sucked up all day long? I'll bet our Fin Whales aren't going to lazing around on the surface out there like they do now. The pangueros are gonna be pissed when those big props start reeling in their longlines and gill nets. It will be a navigational nightmare, probably requiring a tug or two in order to push that big Sea Slug up to it's berth and back out to sea.

    So many unforeseen opportunities heading our way soon. I really doubt it. Although never underestimate the ChiComs, now that they own Disney and most of Hollywood anything is possible. The ship could have a Chinese gastronomic theme with an all day long buffet featuring freshly collected tidbits from the sea that the passengers could collect themselves while on snorkle or Scuba. Watch out little Sea Cumber, Brittle Star, Segmented Worm cause soon you mill be on the menu with yer brother Blue Cannonball Jelly, Portugese Man-O War Jelly and fifteen foot long Sea Salps.

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    They cleaned out the blue jellies at Santo Tomas....good to thin them but they are really important in the food chain
     
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    They are the best with toasted potato bread and Skippy P-nut butter.

    You know I just had another brain fart about El Homeport. The big Sea Slug really doesn't have to go anywhere, just a mile out for a cheap drunk sunset cruise like the Intrepid used to do. It could just be on an underwater rail, in-and-out whenever they can sell enough tickets. Think of the Queen Mary in Long Beach, it don't go nowhere but makes big bucks. Might even offer some Mexican Belly Dancers as well! Balboas is gonna be pissed.

    Think about the blistered hands and feet of those happy cruizers when July August and September roll in. The white gelcoat deck on my boat will burn bare feet in those months. I leave my salt water wash down running full time flooding the deck in order to keep things kinda cool. Just filled up my fresh water wash down tank for this cumming week end fish kill. I'm thinking about rigging a hose and shower head on my T-top to spray me down to keep my brains from boiling with next months Dorado invasion.

    JJ
     
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    I'm picturing the Memos gang pressuring all the off boat tour guides for a cut of every trip to the Pinacates....you don't pay they send you hog tied down the new zip line as the sicarios Fire 50 calls at you from 600 yards out
     
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    mexicoruss Lovin it in RP!

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    you guys are gross
     
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    Picture the overweight,elderly,tired tourists having medical emergencies in or around the less than world class facility....no 911 just a iffy clinic to stabilize the patient till the helicopter gets here...long Beach....the better choice...
     
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    Long Beach, like in Kali-Fornica?

    Maybe get gang raped then blunt trauma terminated by the EBT card carrying saggy pant butt cracked Jungle Bunnies way before they can tap in 911. That place is Africa USA and has been for many years now.

    Anyone ever consider a tourist based cremation service in RP? Reserved only for Los Gringos Viejos? Sounds like cha-ching, cha-ching to me, especially if you can work your way into BC/BS of AZ. Would save them money and save the touristas muertos mucho pesos.

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    https://www.memorialcare.org/long-beach-memorial or Rocky Point?
     
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